The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 95 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.133 billion RSCA Privateer 95ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA Privateer 95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,101 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, the internet has been placed under government control, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA Privateer 95's national animal is the stonk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RSCA Privateer 95 is ranked 267,144^th in the world and 491^st in racoda for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.